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March 17, 2006

More quotes from today

Warning: A little toilet humour follows...

Within the past five minutes:

Sophia, from the bathroom, "It's like I'm laying a hundred eggs here!"

Neil to Sophia, after a brief conversation about wiping bums, "If you ever have to wipe my bum, you can pull the plug while you're at it."

I'm practically in tears writing this. You can't buy entertainment like that.

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